I feel like I'm a New Yorker because I really know the CITY. I ACTUALLY tell the drivers where to go - I have this bad habit, I always question the drivers. I do that all the time because I feel like I know the best way, when really it's like, 'Yo, man, shut up. This dude does this EVERY day of his life.'
Read MoreMy MOTHER, who grew up in PENNSYLVANIA, LITERALLY washed my mouth out with soap once for saying, 'Shut up!' to my sister. She WOULD have washed my mouth out with gasoline if she knew how foul my mouth was racially when she wasn't around.
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