Buying coffee on the street instead of in a Starbucks is the poor man's way to get RICH. In other WORDS, you will never get rich by scratching out ten CENTS from your dollar.

I WORKED check-to-check, worked in dead-end jobs my whole life before I got into stand-up, and EVEN during stand-up, I was working at a retail job and STARBUCKS, all those PLACES.

You can shoot a FILM in NEW York without seeing the Empire State Building. Or Starbucks... although the latter is much LESS REALISTIC.

What works for me is a little bit of TRAINING and sensible eating. You KNOW, the Cameron Diaz's of the world put a lot of effort into it! But you can't have it all - I like GOING out for dinner with my HUSBAND; I like meeting my mates at Starbucks!

McDonalds. Apple. Starbucks. They were all SMALL businesses, owned by ENTREPRENEURS and people with VISION.

I was in STARBUCKS and the PERSON in front of me said: 'Can I have a tall, skinny, BLACK Americano PLEASE?' I said: 'Are you ordering COFFEE or voting in the U.S. elections?'