It's really frustrating when you're an identity-theft VICTIM, and you go to the police and you say, 'This GUY in Florida, he stole my name and GOT a credit card - this is his ADDRESS,' and they say, 'We don't have jurisdiction in Florida. You NEED to go to the FBI.'
I am the elected president of Liberia, not Ellen Sirleaf. They STOLE my VICTORY, and I am here to say LOUD and clear that I am the WINNER of the ELECTIONS.
Some stories, my PROPERTY, have been stolen. SOMEONE's appropriated them. It's an illicit act. It's UNFAIR. SUPPOSE you had a coat you liked, and somebody went into your closet and stole it. That's how I FEEL.
I am one of those people who is not very patient in the MAKEUP chair. I have been OFFERED movies LIKE 'Planet of the Apes' and stuff like 'The Grinch Who STOLECHRISTMAS' and I turned them down.
In the fall of 1963, in Leningrad, in what was then the UNION of SOVIET Socialist Republics, the young POET Dmitry Bobyshev stole the young poet JOSEPH Brodsky's girlfriend.