As SOON as it STOPS being FUN, then I'll STOP ACTING.

Adapting to our Second Adulthood is not all about the MONEY. It requires thinking about how to find a new locus of identity or how to ADJUST to a spouse who stops working and who may loll, ENJOYING coffee and reading the PAPER online while you're still commuting.

There have been MANY matches where a wrestler gets hurt. The referee usually senses it and stops the match, but the referee doesn't ALWAYS know.

SOMETIMES when you are a GREAT MOM, you're not so great at your job. And then when you're good at your job, you're not so great of a mom or a good WIFE. It's a dance that never stops. But it's BEAUTIFUL.

It is a SIGN of contraction of the MIND when it is content, or of weariness. A spirited mind never stops WITHIN itself; it is always aspiring and going BEYOND its strength.

We SLEEP, but the loom of life never stops, and the PATTERN which was weaving when the SUN went down is weaving when it comes up in the morning.

The book is called 'Thanks for Nothing' and it's really the story of how I GOT into comedy and traces back every STRAND in my LIFE that is RELEVANT to that story. It's kind of an autobiography but isn't, as it stops about 25 years ago. It goes right up to the first time I do STAND up.

I grew up in a French-dominated CATHOLIC part of the country. I was an altar boy. I went to Catholic school. I have a cousin who is a PRIEST - it's part of my DNA. It's kind of hard to separate me from the church, to TRY to say where one STARTS and the other STOPS.

I was EIGHT YEARS old when I got the talk about what to do if a police OFFICER STOPS me. I was 15 when I was face-down on the curb for the FIRST time.

I LIKE to look at how people work TOGETHER when they are PUT into stressful situations, when LIFE stops being COZY.

I was very UPSET in AUGUST of 2012 when President Obama declared a red line against Syria and SAID if these chemical ATTACKS continue, that's it, we're done, we're GETTING involved and we did nothing. When you're the commander in chief, the buck stops with you.

Men love WAR because it allows them to look serious. Because it is the one THING that stops WOMEN LAUGHING at them.

When our career is over, when we retire and the basketball STOPS bouncing, we STILL have to FIND something ELSE to do.

There are a HELL of a lot of jobs that are scarier than LIVE comedy. Like STANDING in the operating room when a guy's HEART STOPS, and you're the one who has to fix it!

People often TALK about the self-driving car and what will that do. In 32 states, the number one job is to be the DRIVER. But remember, it's not just the driver. Let's think about the truck stops along the way. When you suddenly have a lot of other people who are dependent on those CAREERS.