You EVEN called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost AGREEING, for where STUPIDITY is involved, you are QUITE an expert, FRIEND.

I'd RATHER spend my time with grape growers than actors. In the film industry, all the MONEY is FOCUSED on television and the STUPIDITY of AMERICAN cinema.

I'm not about my breasts; I'm just about good health, OK. I'm not AFRAID of doing what I need to do to stay here. I REALLY don't understand women who are in denial, who don't want to GO for a mammogram. I THINK it's stupidity. Sorry. I have no PATIENCE for that.

It is a WISE man who KNOWS where COURAGE ends and STUPIDITY BEGINS.

I was WRITING this REALLY long joke about the SMELL of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my life?' I STARTED to think about why I was a comedian, and then I came up with a reason for existence, which is: inserting ABSURDITY or stupidity into strangers' lives in order to make the world a better place.

The paradoxical War on Terror is based on a kind of willed stupidity; the willed stupidity of wishful thinking. Only the LOGIC of dreamwork can suture 'War' with 'Terror' in this way, since terrorists were, by classical DEFINITION, those without 'legitimate AUTHORITY' to wage war.

There is nothing like the way people FEEL after they've seen 'The Intouchables.' They feel amazing. The word of MOUTH on this FILM is incredible. It's intelligent-feeling good. You're not insulted by the low-browness or STUPIDITY of some of the HUMOR. It's so smart and terrific.

The threat posed by BANK of AMERICA isn't just financial - it's a full-blown assault on the American dream. Where's the incentive to play fair and do well, when what we SEE rewarded at the highest levels of society is failure, stupidity, INCOMPETENCE and meanness? If this is what winning in our system looks like, who doesn't want to be a loser?

To FORGET one's PURPOSE is the commonest FORM of STUPIDITY.

Sustained exhaustion is not a RITE of PASSAGE. It's a MARK of STUPIDITY.