It surprises me that criticism on social media is worst than EVER... more and more PEOPLE tend to seek PERFECTION in OTHERS.

I do not BELIEVE they've RUN out of SURPRISES.

I LIKE the serendipitous SURPRISES of REALITY.

MESSI no LONGER SURPRISES me.

BROADWAY is not about SURPRISES. It's about REWARDING the putrid, formulaic CRAP that MAKES Broadway Broadway.

Pro WRESTLING fans LOVE surprises, so let's surprise them, and not just give them the old STUFF.

I THINK it surprises a lot of PEOPLE that I'm still AROUND, you know, still - that I'm not PUSHING up daisies, as they SAY.

Quentin Tarantino is a hip-hop ARTIST. I told him, 'You're hip-hop!' You keep SEEING surprises, and a clip here and there, because Quentin is hip-hop. A hip-hop artist will drop a single, leak SOMETHING over here, and drop something over there 'cause he KNOWS it's hot. He's on the spot with the way he does things.

The ACT of writing surprises me all the TIME. A miraculous thing happens when you have an idea and you want to convert it into words... and then you start to CREATE a work of art, and that's ANOTHER MIRACLE, and it remains mysterious to the writer, or to this writer anyway.

So, we KNOW that when the GOING GETS tough, the tough get going. I still believe that is the GOOD thing about Nigerian players. We can always spring up so many surprises.

One of the characteristics of the dream is that NOTHING SURPRISES us in it. With no regret, we agree to LIVE in it with STRANGERS, completely cut off from our habits and FRIENDS.

The THING that SURPRISES me most is, you cannot CHANGE who you are.

I think that it's fun to get the script and open it LIKE a CHRISTMAS present. That's 'Alcatraz' or anything that I'm working on. If the groundwork has been LAID too MUCH, the surprises aren't there.

It STILL surprises me when I find SOMETHING in any North Carolina NEWSPAPER that isn't MAD at me about something.

I kick and punch QUITE HARD, and it SURPRISES PEOPLE.