The LIES the GOVERNMENT and MEDIA TELL are amplifications of the lies we tell ourselves. To STOP being conned, stop conning yourself.

I'll tell ya this: I come from an EDUCATED family. My FATHER was an attorney representing blue collar WORKERS, and my UNCLE was a chemical engineer... on my mom's SIDE, all my uncles were engineers - all ten of them.

If you talk to any of my Democratic colleagues who lost that year, they would TELL that gun CONTROL was one of the major contributory factors in the LOSS of their SEATS.

The mechanic could lift up the bonnet of the car and show me FOUR dwarves strapped to a pair of tandems and TELL me that the motor was ACTUALLY dwarf-powered and that one of the little fellows had to be replaced, and I'd just be numbly writing out a CHEQUE and scribbling 'new dwarf - car' on the stub.

Usually, in theatre, you're adapting existing material or creating an entirely new PLAY. With the 'Cursed Child,' we have been given the unique opportunity to explore some of the most cherished books and beloved characters ever WRITTEN, yet WORK with J. K. Rowling to tell a story from that world that no one yet knows - it's exhilarating.

I ALWAYS was a weird child. My MOTHER told me the STORY that, in kindergarten, I would come home and tell her about this weird KID in my class who drew only with black crayons and didn't speak to other kids. I talked about it so much that my mother brought it up with the teacher, who SAID, 'What? That's your son.'

If you TELL me I can't do SOMETHING, it just MAKES me WANT to do it more.

In GENERAL I think that in ART you only have the RESPONSIBILITY to TELL the truth.

When I was at HIGH school, I USED to PRETEND that I had work, and I would go and TELL the head of school that I, like, really needed to leave, and I was really STRESSED out because I had work.

When the reviews are BAD I TELL my staff that they can JOIN me as I CRY all the way to the BANK.

If you WANT to be THOUGHT a LIAR, always tell the TRUTH.

The spread of computers and the INTERNET will PUT jobs in two categories. People who TELL computers what to do, and people who are told by computers what to do.

You could tell 'The Handmaid's Tale' from a MALE point of view. People have mistakenly felt that the women are OPPRESSED, but power TENDS to organise itself in a pyramid. I could pick a male narrator from SOMEWHERE in that pyramid. It WOULD interesting.