I don't have to LOOK up my FAMILY TREE, because I KNOW that I'm the sap.

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By the FRUITS which it BEARS is the TREE KNOWN.

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You can only FALL so FAR through a TREE before the limbs BECOME abrasive to your BODY.

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If your cat's up a tree, you CALL the fire department. If SOMEONE's HURT, you call the fire department. If there's a mudslide or your house is on fire, you call the fire department. They're our first line of defense.

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I'm a country boy, and out in the old country, all we do is bale straws of hay, and next THING you know you're SITTING under a tree takin' a nap with your hat down and a WEED in your MOUTH.

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I COME from BIG TREE, and the PEOPLE of Big Tree are Bannon REPUBLICANS.

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A TREE's WOOD is ALSO its MEMOIR.

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