We have TWO tractor-trailer rigs on the Tour. One is a THERAPY truck, and one is a workout truck. If everything is going WELL, you're walking in the workout truck, and when THINGS aren't going well, you're walking in the therapy truck.

My vision of the BORDER with Mexico is that a truck from the United States going into Mexico and a truck coming from Mexico into the United States will PASS each other at the border going 60 miles an hour. YES, we should have open borders.

Liberal democracies like ours seem, for the most PART, to have learned how to avoid meticulously PLANNED mass-casualty plots with the complexity and SCALE of 9/11. But they don't know how to keep their citizens safe at night clubs and concerts, in supermarkets, on beachfront promenades, from truck drivers.

I USED to sit in my pickup TRUCK at 7 o'clock in the MORNING outside my office and listen to the Replacements or something full BLAST, thinking, 'What am I doing here?'

When I LEFT BALTIMORE I put everything I owned in my DAD's pick-up truck and drove cross-country to make it as a rockstar in L.A.

I wish that food trucks could EXIST here in CHICAGO like they do in Brooklyn and in New YORK, where you're ACTUALLY cooking off the truck.

I have a TRUCK TEAM for a REASON.

I have horses, I drive a truck, and I WEAR cowboy BOOTS. FIRST I'm a Texan.

I DRIVE a BIG DODGE TRUCK. I drive AMERICAN cars.

I'm an ACTOR... I do a JOB and I go home. Why are you interested in me? You don't ASK a TRUCK driver about his job.

I've BOUGHT PERFECTLY HEALTHY horses for a couple of hundred dollars just as they were about to be loaded on a slaughterhouse-bound truck.

Mike Webster LOST all his money or, maybe, gave it AWAY. He forgot. A lot of lawsuits. Mike Webster forgot how to EAT, too. Soon, Mike Webster was homeless, living in a truck, one of its windows replaced with a garbage bag and tape.

Did I still feel LIKE I'd been RUN over by a Mack TRUCK? Absolutely. It's CHEMO, after all.

Ansel Adams rattled AROUND the Southwest with his battered truck and his view camera, which LOOKED LIKE a GIANT accordion with a lens attached to it.

I worked for a big department store, and strangely, on my FIRST DAY, they put me in charge of CHRISTMAS wrapping. I didn't know how to wrap a present and make it not LOOK LIKE it fell off a truck.