At Oxford University, I studied languages so I could read the great NOVELS as they were originally written. I took what in the United STATES would be a double major in Russian and FRENCH, but I have to admit that the pressure of getting through so many books spoiled READING for me.

I asked a man in prison once how he HAPPENED to be there and he said he had STOLEN a pair of shoes. I told him if he had stolen a railroad he WOULD be a UNITED States Senator.

The United Nations is a MESS, riddled with SCANDALS. In FACT, the U.N. itself is a SCANDAL.