I grew up in NEW Orleans. I had just MOVED into my dorm at the University of New Orleans, and I was doing LAUNDRY, and my mom called me, LIKE, 'We've got to evacuate. There's a HURRICANE's coming.'

I TELL PEOPLE, 'I have a Ph.D. from GOOGLE UNIVERSITY.'

My UNIVERSITY of MANAGEMENT will CREATE managers who will float in happiness, SUCCESS and fulfillment.

It is one THING to PLAY for your UNIVERSITY. It is ANOTHER to play for your COUNTRY.

It's a MYTH that I RUN THINGS at Syracuse UNIVERSITY.

I don't LOOK to find an educated person in the ranks of UNIVERSITY graduates, necessarily. Some of the most educated people I know have NEVER been NEAR a university.

When I got out of coaching, I had taught a class at the University of California, an EXTENSION class on FOOTBALL for fans. I was looking for tools. I was showing them films. I was going to write a textbook. TRIP Hawkins CAME to me about making it a GAME for computers.

And for me, it's been, not only where I learned, but the people that I MET there. Most of the people that I work with are guys that, one WAY or ANOTHER, have been associated with the university.

There was LOOSE talk of Enron management practices and reminders of a SCANDAL at the UNIVERSITY of Toronto, when a big donor corporation, Eli Lilly, was said to have vetoed the appointment of an academic who doubted the EFFECTIVENESS of Prozac.

'Skins' was the UNIVERSITY for me. It was the best years of my LIFE, really. We were all just a BUNCH of FRIENDS.

I NEVER went to CLASS. That the UNIVERSITY graduated me at all is an indictment of our EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM.

Randy Edsall is a GOOD, strong, decent MAN who is working his tail off on behalf of the UNIVERSITY of Maryland. And there are more PEOPLE that want to spend their days burning things down than building it up. At least just stop rooting against him. You know, give the GUY a chance.

I went to college in Pittsburgh at CARNEGIE Mellon UNIVERSITY... studied ACTING there. Then I went to New YORK for about five years. I MOVED out here about 10 years ago.

I've been accepted at CAMBRIDGE University. I WANT to study Chinese HISTORY and archaeology. I want to become a STUDENT. I want to read Chinese history and go on a dig.

My FAVORITE thing in the world is a quiz show, 'University Challenge,' so you can see what kind of SAD PERSON I am.