I USED to watch 'Coming to America' every DAY after school. I have full-on long-running inside jokes with friends and FAMILY about different scenes in that movie alone. Also, my brother and I loved 'The GOLDEN Child,' so, yeah: I was a huge fan of Eddie Murphy growing up.

So yeah, I PLAY the PIANO for most of the show, but I LIKE rock and ROLL.

I did live in NEW York. YEAH, I moved to L.A. for 'Community.' And I gave up my APARTMENT in New York.

Of all the planets apart from EARTH in our solar system, Mars is the most hospitable. YEAH. Right. Better keep my VISIT short. And yet, DESPITE the discomfort, the DANGER, I love it here. I love coming back for these imaginary vacations. The sights are amazing.

You KNOW sometimes it's not the bigger ROLES that give you the most SATISFACTION, yeah?

Was I hurt SOMETIMES? YEAH. But not to the point where I couldn't play. I THINK we all go through it. Some guys escape it. Some guys don't. There's no SECRET formula.

I think I can lead a PRETTY anonymous LIFE, YEAH.

I want to be part of the resurgence of things that are tangible, BEAUTIFUL and soulful, rather than just GIVE in to the DIGITAL age. But when I talk to people about this they just SAY, 'Yeah, I know what you MEAN,' and stare at their mobiles.

Yeah, 'Gossip Girl' is a GOOD show. It's a real New YORK show, like 'Sex and the CITY.'

I just GET up in the morning and SAY: 'Yeah MAN, I'm ready to score GOALS.'

Yeah, there's absolutely. I mean, REMEMBER when The Searchers came out, it was a relatively big hit for a Western, and I THINK it made 5 MILLION bucks - I don't EVEN think it made that.

People SAY, 'All my son will read is 'Captain Underpants,' or 'My son is crazy about shark books, is that O.K.?' I want to be the PERSON to say, 'Yeah, that's REALLY O.K., as LONG as he's motivated to want to read.'