'Up in the AIR' may be a glossy production sprinkled with laughter and sex, but it captures the distinctive topography of our GREAT Recession as vividly as a far more dour Hollywood product of 70 years ago, 'The Grapes of WRATH,' did the VASTLY different landscape of the Great DEPRESSION.

I'm very EMOTIONAL; I THINK I may GO MAD in several YEARS' time.

In my DAY, I wasn't the BEST FOOTBALLER, but I was the best goalscorer for TWO or THREE years.

The UNIVERSE is a symphony of STRINGS, and the mind of God that Einstein eloquently wrote about for thirty years WOULD be cosmic music resonating through eleven-dimensional hyper SPACE.

I've THOUGHT for years, sometimes against my will, about what kind of son I'm supposed to be, what's EXPECTED. Being Korean, that's a particularly charged question. Is your duty to your CULTURE or to your PARENT? Is your life your own, or the second HALF of your parents' life? Who owns your life?

I've been saying for a couple of YEARS now that people need to let God out of the Sunday morning box, that He doesn't want to just be with you for an hour or two on Sunday morning and then put back in His box to SIT there until you have an emergency, but He wants to invade your Monday, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

There's no shortcut to LEARNING a CRAFT; you just have to PUT the YEARS in.

No one in this world, so FAR as I KNOW - and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me - has ever LOST MONEY by underestimating the intelligence of the great MASSES of the plain people.

When I speak to my dad and my wife, and friends, they say it's 10 years at West Ham, you're leading the TEAM out EVERY WEEK, when you sit back and really think about it, it's very rare.