Are you laboring under the IMPRESSION that I READ these memoranda of yours? I can't EVEN LIFT them.

The more you create authentic power, the more the characteristics of authentic power BECOME yours, and the more MEANING, purpose and JOY enter your LIFE.

We should wake up and TELL ourselves: You're not a xenophobe, you're not a racist, you're not a CRAZY guy if you say, 'My CULTURE is better than yours.'

Years ago I went into my LABORATORY and said, 'Dear MR. Creator, please tell me what the universe was MADE for?' The Great Creator answered, 'You WANT to know too much for that little mind of yours. Ask for something more your size, little MAN.'

This LIFE is yours and no one ELSE's, and if you SPEND your time looking at other people's pages, you'll never get ANYTHING done.

When I take a knee, I am facing the FLAG with my full BODY, staring straight into the HEART of our COUNTRY's ultimate symbol of freedom - because I BELIEVE it is my responsibility, just as it is yours, to ensure that freedom is afforded to everyone in this country.

I am not immune to the lure of a signed record, flier or set list. The FACT that your music heroes potentially had, in their own hands, the record you now have in yours is KIND of cool. When the musician has departed, it can GIVE the THING a unique power.

What I like best is a BOOK that's at least funny once in a while. What really KNOCKS me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't HAPPEN MUCH, though.

Some of the BEST scams that you get are the ones that PRETEND to come from FRIENDS of yours, because you can just say anything you WANT, because a scammer has no idea about your relationship with that person.

When you are LOOKING to be validated by OTHERS, you are LIVING ACCORDING to their VALUES, not yours.

The POEM is SAD because it WANTS to be yours, and cannot be.

I ALSO know that in the second movie, the sequel, Eric MADE some huge advances with the robot suit. That just made it even better. You put the suit on and moved your arms then the robot's arms WOULD MOVE in sync with yours.

If you're not careful to THINK and speak words of FAITH, worry will creep in, and it will not only steal your peace and joy, it will steal your 'today.' The present is the GREATEST gift God ever gives US. So hold on to the peace that's yours in Christ. Don't let it GO.

Mother humor is such a UNIVERSAL theme. I wrote a SHOW called '25 Questions for a JEWISH Mother.' I had people coming up to me after the show saying, 'I'm BAPTIST, and my mother is just LIKE yours.'

As a white AUSTRALIAN, you're surrounded by this vast LANDSCAPE you KNOW isn't yours, so you're ALWAYS intimidated. You expect to vanish up a MOUNTAIN or get eaten by the ground.