X

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a DOG. And I went up to her, we started TALKING. She told me her dog's NAME. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

Author - Demetri Martin

( 5 )  .  1 Rating
32 views   .  0 comments  .   .   .  shares  . 

Download Quotes PDF
Give Rating
Report

Take Quiz To Earn Credits!

Turn Your Knowledge into Earnings.

Add Your Thought For The Quote
Comments(0)

Let the most powerful wisdom quotes and sayings of our times guide your life! quotes has got them all listed out for you to explore. Simply,Choose a topic/author and get started on a self-paced journey of inner awakening inspired by great minds.

Explore Other Libraries

Explore Similar Quotes

Author - Mike Myers

Author - Zora Neale Hurston

Author - Pete Davidson

Author - Joan Rivers

Author - Elayne Boosler

Author - Buddy Hackett

Author - Eminem

Author - Christopher Plummer

Author - Lewis Black

Author - Lenny Bruce





Copyright (c) 2021 TuteeHUB

OPEN APP
Channel Join Group Join