An ACTOR like me HARDLY EVER sees a producer. My agent will SAY, how about Coogan for the part. The producer will say yes. So you never see the producer.

One of the only TV SHOWS that I REALLY love is 'Twin Peaks.' Kyle McLachlan plays AGENT Dale Cooper, and I love Dale Cooper, so I'm in love with Kyle McLachlan. He COULD be my dad, so it's really WEIRD.

As I PREPARED for the 2009 draft, I vividly remember meeting with a prospective agent that told me if I put in the WORK, I could be a GOOD special teams player in the league for a little BIT. On one hand, thanks for the honesty, I GUESS. But I thought I might be capable of more.

It took me ten YEARS and seven books to BAG an AGENT - it took me that long to START writing good.

A screenplay adaptation of my 'Punktown' NOVEL 'Health AGENT' has been making the rounds. The screenplay was written by my FRIEND, singer/songwriter Walter Egan of 'Magnet & Steel' FAME!

I cling to the IDEA that Herman Melville had to WORK at the end of his career watching ships in a dock, as a shipping AGENT in New York. Any writer who thinks they should be given patronage because of their gift... you don't have to look too FAR in history to see that's just not the case.

Just LIKE my AGENT had told me, Tom Brady is a really cool, down to EARTH GUY.

You COULD say 'lame duck' or you could use 'free AGENT.' I THINK they are both the same term.

An FBI agent ought to be able to surf the net and LOOK for sites that instruct PEOPLE how to make bombs.

We did wanna change the name. We were actually putting names in a HAT. It was the people making an INCOME off Motley Crue that talked us out of it. The booking AGENT was GETTING them between a half a million and a million dollars a show as Motley Crue. Then there was the manager who got 10 to 15 percent off Motley Crue.