Sharon Osborne, My GOOD Friend, Sent Me To Her Doctor To Have My EYES Done In L.A., And It MADE Me LOOK 10 Years Younger.

I Do Remember Being Teased By My Cousins On My MOM's Side For Not Being BLACK ENOUGH. And Then I'd Spend The Summer With My Dad And Be Sent To All White Summer Camps Where I Was 'that Black Girl.'

No Matter What, Your Parents Are Going To WORRY About You. I Had A Tour Bus, And My MOTHER Still Thought I Was Broke. Remember: It's Your Life, Not Theirs. Just Because Your Parents Sent You To COLLEGE Doesn't Mean They BOUGHT The Rest Of Your Life.

I Got The PILOT For 'Scrubs' Sent To Me, And In The Margin For Dr. Cox, It SAID 'a John McGinley Type.' So When I Went In To AUDITION, I Said To Billy Lawrence, Who's A DEAR FRIEND Of Mine, I Said, 'Well, I'm John McGinley.'

Modern TRAVELLING Is Not Travelling At All; It Is Merely Being SENT To A Place, And Very LITTLE Different From Becoming A Parcel.

We've SENT 130 Men To Death Row To Be Executed In This Country, At LEAST 130 That We Know Of, Who Have Later Have Been Exonerated Because They Were Either Innocent, Or They Were Not FAIRLY Tried. That's 130 People That We've Locked Down On Death Row. And They've SPENT Years There.

I Met PEOPLE Through Twitter Whom I Wouldn't Have Otherwise. READERS Sent Me Story Tips Over Direct Message. MANY Pointed Out Errors, But Most Did It Respectfully, And I Was Appreciative.

If You EXILE A Writer, HOWEVER Free The COUNTRY He Is SENT To, There Will Always Be A SENSE Of Internal Constraint.

I Cannot THINK That When GOD Sent Us Into The World, He Had Irreversibly Decreed That We Should Be Perpetually Miserable In It. If Our Taking Up The Cross Imply Our BIDDING Adieu To All JOY And Satisfaction, How Is It Reconcilable With What Solomon Expressly Affirms Of Religion, That 'her Ways Are Ways Of Pleasantness, And All Her Paths Are Peace?'

The CIA Is MADE Up Of BOYS WHOSE FAMILIES Sent Them To PRINCETON But Wouldn't Let Them Into The Family Brokerage Business.