I'd Love A Werebear. But I Guess You Need That SEDUCTIVE ELEMENT Of Danger. And Though Bears Can Be Dangerous, When You Say Werebear It Just SOUNDS Kind Of Cuddly. Probably Has A RAINBOW On His Belly.

I Am Into Belly Dancing. I Used To Only HANG With COMICS. Now I Have Friends Who Are DANCERS, And My Whole House Has A Harem FEEL.

If You Think You're Going To Do 100 Crunches And A PLANK And Burn Away BELLY Fat, You're Not. Yes, You're Going To MAKE The Area Stronger, But It's Not Going To Get Rid Of The Fat. So Do Yourself A Favor And, Once And For All, Let That Idea Go.

I've Got A Moroccan Shape, Where The Weight Goes On AROUND The BELLY And The BUM.

Me And Kurt Cobain Were Both LISTENING To A Bunch Of Lead Belly And Diggin' It. We THOUGHT, 'Let's Do An EP Of All Lead Belly Songs.' We Did A Couple, And Both Of Us Were Like, 'Nah, This Is A Bad CONCEPT.' We Set It ASIDE.

We Would Be Driving Down The Street In A PLACE Like Zaire, Now The Democratic Republic Of Congo, And Started To SEE, My Gosh, The Only PEOPLE That Have Shoes Are Men. Why Does That Woman Have A Baby In Her Belly And One On Her Back, And She's Carrying A Huge Load Of Bananas? You START To Ask These Questions.

I Don't Keep Any Copy Of My Books AROUND... They WOULD Embarass Me. When I Finish Writing My Books, I Kick Them In The BELLY, And Have Done With Them.

I Don't Usually Eulogise About PEOPLE, But I Saw Russell BRAND Doing Stand-up Before He Was REALLY High Profile. I Didn't Really Know What To Expect But I Laughed Until My Belly Ached.

The Romney Candidacy Is Better Than It Was Four Years Ago, But It's Not CLEAR That It's Good. Mitt NEEDS To Get Good REAL Fast: A Real SPEECH, Real Plan, Real Responses, And Real FIRE In The Belly.

At Any Given Time, All Of Us Have An Empty Spot: One That Is Calling For Companionship, For Example, Or For JUSTICE, Love, Romance, Or A Belly LAUGH. When I Sit Down To Write, I LOOK To SEE What Hole Needs Filling At That PARTICULAR Moment.