The day I'm ABLE to be debt-free is the day I'm GOING to be the happiest GUY AROUND.

The reporter is the DAILY PRISONER of clocked facts. On all working days, he is EXPECTED to do his BEST in one SWIFT swipe at each story.

It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta GET 'em interested. Wake 'em up and let 'em know that their season is coming, the good TIMES are gonna ROLL.

Racism is a disease. Go to your DOCTOR with an ailment, and let the doctor tell you, 'Well, LOOK, I'm not GOING to treat you; we're just not going to TALK about it. It's going to go away.' You would look at him like he's crazy. By not talking about racism, it's not going to go away.

My OFFICE doubles as a karaoke den for the neighborhood. There are strobe lights and Rock Band PLASTIC GUITARS, a DISCO ball and a fog MACHINE and some other things. I have a really long work day, and you might find me doing karaoke by myself late at night.

She's my MOTHER and the QUEEN.

I ALWAYS believe someone SOMEWHERE is WORKING harder than me and that motivates me to work harder, GIVE 100%.

The WHOLE thing with recording is you have to know when to turn off the tape machine and just stop recording because you WANT to KEEP fixing, fixing, fixing, you know?

The only THING bad about WINNING the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I'd rather go FISHING for three DAYS.