I'm Looking Forward To Sproglets But, As I'm The Main Breadwinner, I FEEL I OUGHT To Capitalise On My Career For A Bit Longer. Mother KEEPS Telling Me I Should Go And Freeze Some Eggs. Not Terribly Romantic, Is It?

As A KID, You Don't Have A Ton Of SPACES Where You Are HONORED, Where What You THINK Is Honored And What You SAY Is Revered.

I Auditioned For Quite A LOT Of Films. I Do Not Wish To NAME The Films I Auditioned For. There Were Times When I Knew I Would Not Be Fit For This FILM, Or I Would Not Get This Film. Still, I Used To Audition For It Just To Get EXPERIENCE... To PRACTICE.

I Love New York. I First CAME Here With My Mom When I Was In 9th Grade. I Took The SUBWAY For The First Time And The Doors Closed Between Me And My Mom, And I Was So Scared. I Could See Her Through The Window And I Didn't Know What To Do. I Got Off At The Next STOP And She CAUGHT Up To Me, But I Couldn't Stop Crying.

I LOVE TV, I Love WRITING, But I Love Movements More.

I've Noticed That Girls Between Like 20 And 30 Seem To Know 'Can't Hardly WAIT.' I GOT The Goth Kids Who Know 'Buffy.' I Got This WIDE Spectrum Of PEOPLE Who Range From Like 8 To 13 Who Seem To Know 'Scooby-Doo.' Then I Get The INTERNATIONAL People Who Seem To Know 'Austin Powers' And 'The Italian Job.'

I Love The Grub Street DIET. I Am Particularly FASCINATED By What People Eat; I Think It SAYS A LOT About People.

I Don't Sit Down To Write A Funny STORY. Every SINGLE THING I Sit Down To Write Is MEANT To Be SAD.

My DREAM Is To BUILD A Tech Company That Helps People DISCOVER CONTENT.