All my day is spent dealing with other PEOPLE. When I come HOME I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love COMING home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.

Surely the WHOLE POINT of writing your own life story is to be as honest as you POSSIBLY can, revealing everything about yourself that is most private and probably most interesting for that very reason.

I just GOT an IPHONE, which is COOL, but I don't download movies, I don't watch Hulu, I don't have Netflix. I don't do any of that. But I do geek out to MUSIC.

The first-time DIRECTOR THING is just another label SOMEBODY puts on you.

There's nothing secret about it. EVERYONE knows that I am WAITING for my REAL parents, the king and QUEEN, to COME restore me to my rightful throne.

The topic 'Farm WISDOM' is not a GOSPEL doctrine or scriptural topic, although I FOUND considerable scriptural SUPPORT for the LESSONS learned on the farm.

I guess now that I think BACK, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I GREW up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little BIT and I think I had fun watching my mom LAUGH.

I don't know if you know you're funny, but you ENJOY being funny. I know I'm funny because people TELL me I am, but when I WATCH myself, it doesn't make me laugh. Does that make SENSE? Because I know the jokes, and to me, I feel like I'm pulling the wool over people's EYES. And there are probably people who do not enjoy what I do.

It's FUNNY, I had DINNER with my DEAR friend John Spencer last night and I'm not in the first episode, but he's at the beginning of it and he was telling me about it and I thought this sounds very HOT because I THINK this is definitely the last year of West Wing.