I've KNOWN Lisa Lampanelli for quite some TIME. We did the Shatner roast together. Lisa didn't know Shatner, but she's a popular roaster, so she was invited to do it, and she is fantastic. Actually, DESPITE her public image, she's a very sweet LADY and very sensitive. She cries very easily. Most people don't know that.

My FIRST-ever concert was the Barney concert when I was, like, six. My mum took me because I was obsessed with Barney. Barney was actually my first CRUSH... He's, like, LITERALLY better than all the guys in the whole WORLD.

We ASK ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, GORGEOUS, TALENTED, FABULOUS?' Actually, who are you not to be?

On a day-to-day level, I love watching my kids ACCOMPLISH the LITTLE things that SEEM trivial but are really milestones: seeing my son hit a baseball or watching my DAUGHTER draw something that ACTUALLY looks like what she says she's drawing. Or hearing them say 'I love you.'

I FEEL like it's actually EVERYBODY's responsibility to use whatever PLATFORM they have to do good in the world, basically, and to try to MAKE our society BETTER, whether you're an accountant or an activist or an athlete or whatever it is. I think it's everybody's responsibility.

If you can ACTUALLY COUNT your MONEY, then you're not a RICH MAN.

English is my first language, but when I started shooting for 'Definition of Fear,' I ACTUALLY had TROUBLE with my LINES! It was so WEIRD, because I never have trouble with my lines in HINDI!

I was brought up by my grandparents. So PEOPLE GO, 'Oh, what was that like? That must have been HARD.' And you go: 'No, it wasn't.' It was just completely actually normal because the new norm SEEMS to be whatever you make of it, doesn't it?

This wonderful elixir of light is the thing that ACTUALLY connects the immaterial with the MATERIAL - that connects the cosmic to the plain EVERYDAY existence that we try to live in.