It's not an Israeli MODEL, it's a TSA, screwed-up model. It should ACTUALLY be the PERSON who's LOOKING at the ticket and talking to the individual. Instead, they've hired people to stand around and observe, which is a bastardization of what should be DONE.

I MEAN, I FIND THINGS that happened in REAL LIFE to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.

I observe how PEOPLE WALK, LAUGH and TALK. More than people I observe ANIMALS.

I love to observe CHILDREN, the WAY they talk and express themselves. 'Talk to my hand' is something I heard my son and his FRIENDS say. Even when I was in the U.S. attending college, it used to be a favorite snub for comments that we didn't appreciate. So I incorporated it into the act. I NEVER imagined it would BECOME so popular.

To look at the PLAYERS, to COMMUNICATE with the players, to OBSERVE and to ANALYZE - that's my JOB.

That's why, to experience that, you know for a FACT that a HUMAN being is capable of so much more, because to go to that place and to step outside yourself and observe yourself do these THINGS, while the rest of the world is moving in slow motion, is really INCREDIBLE.

I was SAYING earlier that it's really strange - you can ALMOST STEP outside yourself and OBSERVE yourself running, and that's what I was doing.

Please think of me like an endangered species and just OBSERVE me quietly from FAR away. If you TRY to talk to me or TOUCH me casually, I may get intimidated and BITE you. So please be careful.